Funny Anime Quotes

• I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

• Theres no way a mere, handsome, SEXY, merchant like me could use something like Banki!-Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

• And so it all begins. This boy’s name is Yusuke. He’s 14 years old and is supposed to be the hero of the story…but oddly enough, he’s dead.-Narrator (Yu Yu Hakusho)

• So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?-Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

• I can’t whistle so i just say the words wheet-whoo.-Fay D. Flourite (Tsubasa Chronicles)

• I’m not a nerd, I’m a specialist.-Sousuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic!)

• All old people know each other. Don’t you know that?-King Bumi (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

• Kakrot! Is That A Vegetable?! I Hate Vegetables.-Goten (Dragon Ball Z)

• You have no effect on me because you are flast chested!-Laharl (Disgaea)

• Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.-Riza Hawkeye (FullMetal Alchemist)

• You need to set up the right atmosphere for a woman…Atmosphere as in clouds and stuff…?-Higurashi Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

• You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren’t wearing anything.-Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)