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- I don’t mean to brag, but my
measurements are pretty amazing. – Tanizaki Yukari
- Yesterday, I had the most
TERRIFYIN’ experience! …Last night, I was all alone in my room… when outta
nowhere… Came the smell of a fart that wasn’t mine! - Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga
- I smashed that cockroach
just now with my textbook. – Takino Tomo
- You have a swimsuit tan. You
could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren’t wearing
anything. - Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga
- All right, I’m gonna set a
record or something and surprise everyone! – Takino Tomo
- I think that when
Christmas-time comes… There’s a red-nosed reindeer. That’s mean. “Your shining
nose is useful in the fog…” The way he said it doesn’t help at all. If you tell
a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you’d get punched in the face. Santa
Claus says such cruel things. - Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga
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